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I NEED A BEER

I PUT OUT FOR SANTA

I PUT THE D IN DEVIL

I PUT THE D IN DEVIL Softstyle Fleece Hoodie

I SEE YOU LOOKING AT MY WEINER

I SUCK & SWALLOW

I TOLD MY THERAPIST ABOUT YOU

I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK AT ME THE WAY I LOOK AT COFFEE

I WOULDN'T NEED TO MANAGE MY ANGER IF PEOPLE WOULD MANAGE THEIR STUPIDITY

I'D HIT THAT

I'D SMOKE THAT

I'M AMMOSEXUAL IT WASN'T A CHOICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY I LOVE GUNS

I'M AT THAT AGE WHERE MY MIND STILL THINKS I'M 29 MY HUMORE SUGGESTS I'M 12 WHILE MY BODY MOSTLY KEEPS ASKING IF I'M SURE I'M NOT DEAD YET

I'M CURRENTLY UNSUPERVISED I KNOW, IT FREAKS ME OUT TOO BUT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

I'M IN A HURRY BECAUSE I NEED TO GET THERE BEFORE I FORGET WHERE I WAS GOING

I'M JUST WTFING MY WAY THROUGH LIFE

I'M LAYING ON YOUR PRESENT

I'M NO FARMER BUT I CAN RAISE A COCK

I'M NOT PERFECT BUT I HAVE AN AMAZING WIFE AND THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH

I'M SANTA

I'M SORRY DID I ROLL MY EYES OUT LOUD?

I'M SORRY I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY COMMON SENSE

I'M THE DIRTY HOOKER

I'M THE MASTER BAITER

IF I WIN IT'S SKILLL IF YOU WIN IT'S LUCK

IF MY MOUTH DOESN'T SAY IT MY FACE DEFINITELY WILL

IF YOU ARE SHOCKED BY ANYTHING I SAY THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHO I AM

IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME AND STILL WATCH EVEYTHING I DO YOU'RE A FAN

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET CHANGE WHAT YOU GIVE

IF YOU JINGLE MY BELLS I'LL GIVE YOU A WHITE CHRISTMAS

IF YOU MET MY FAMILY YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING TO MYSELF DO NOT DISTURB I'M HAVING A STAFF MEETING

IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO LEARN NO ONE CAN HELP YOU

IF YOUR FEELING DOWN I CAN FEEL YOU UP

INTEGRITY IS DOING THE RIGHT THING WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING

IT IS WHAT IT IS