YOU COULD BE DRUNK

Description

A laid-back, slightly cheeky tee that speaks in late-night neon and fuzzy memories. Soft, breathable Airlume cotton drapes comfortably while the distressed, wavering “YOU COULD BE DRUNK” print gives the shirt an intentionally hazy, retro-club vibe. Wear it to low-key nights out, afterparties, or just when you want your sense of humor on display without shouting. The clean crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette tidy under a jacket or on its own. Lightweight and easy to layer, it settles into your rotation fast and feels like a familiar companion after the first wash.

Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable
– Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
– Side seams and tear-away label for comfort, structure, and reduced irritation
– Durable printed graphic using crisp DTF/DTG techniques for detailed, vibrant finish
– REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with ethical labor standards

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean